In a move that’s as surprising as it is swift, Sia has filed for divorce from her second husband, Dan Bernard, after just 26 months of marriage. The “Unstoppable” singer, known for her powerhouse vocals and enigmatic persona, is once again making headlines—this time for a personal life twist that feels straight out of a dramatic ballad. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, Sia wasted no time in pulling the plug, listing Tuesday as the date of separation and filing the very next day. Talk about a quick exit stage left.
For those keeping score, Sia and Bernard tied the knot in December 2022, and now, just over two years later, it’s curtains for the couple. But here’s where things get interesting: the divorce filing reveals that the pair share an 11-month-old baby named—wait for it—Somersault Wonder Bernard. Yes, you read that right. Somersault Wonder. If you thought Sia’s lyrics were creative, just wait until you see her baby-naming skills. It’s a name that practically demands its own theme song, and honestly, we’re here for it.
The Details: Custody, Cash, and a Clean Break
Sia is seeking both legal and physical custody of little Somersault, but she’s not slamming the door on Bernard entirely—she’s open to visitation rights. However, when it comes to spousal support, Sia’s not feeling so generous. She’s checked the box to terminate the court’s ability to award any financial support to her soon-to-be ex. Whether there’s a prenup in play remains a mystery, but given Sia’s savvy, it wouldn’t be shocking if she had all her bases covered.
This isn’t Sia’s first rodeo in the divorce department. She was previously married to filmmaker Erik Anders Lang from 2014 to 2016, a union that also lasted just a couple of years. It’s almost as if Sia’s love life operates on a two-year cycle, like some kind of emotional leap year. But hey, relationships are tricky, even for pop stars who can belt out hits about resilience and survival.
Sia: The Private Star Who Can’t Escape the Spotlight
Of course, Sia’s personal life has always been a bit of a puzzle. She’s famously private, often hiding behind oversized wigs and avant-garde costumes to keep the focus on her music rather than her face. But even the most elusive artists can’t escape the spotlight entirely—especially when it comes to matters of the heart (and the courts). Fans are already speculating about how this split might influence her next album. Will we get another round of gut-wrenching anthems? Or perhaps something more introspective, like a lullaby for Somersault?
Speaking of Somersault Wonder Bernard, the name alone is enough to spark a thousand think pieces. It’s quirky, it’s bold, and it’s quintessentially Sia. One can only imagine the bedtime stories in that household. “Once upon a time, there was a little somersault who wondered…” Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea. It’s a name that suggests a life of adventure—and possibly a future in acrobatics.
A Life of Highs, Lows, and Family Ties
Beyond the headlines, this divorce raises questions about the pressures of fame and family. Sia, who’s been open about her struggles with infertility in the past, became a mother to two teenage boys in 2019, both of whom were about to age out of the foster care system. Now, with a baby in the mix, she’s navigating parenthood once again, this time as a single mom. It’s a lot to juggle, even for someone who’s built a career on defying the odds.
As for Dan Bernard, he’s remained largely out of the public eye, which is probably how Sia preferred it. The couple was first spotted together in December 2021, wearing matching outfits and masks at a Los Angeles premiere—because, of course, even their public debut was shrouded in mystery. They later celebrated their marriage with a lavish ceremony in Portofino, Italy, at the villa of fashion designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. (Side note: Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker also tied the knot there, making it the go-to spot for celebrity nuptials with a side of pasta.)
The End of Act Two—What’s Next?
But now, less than two years later, it’s all over. Sia’s filing cites the classic “irreconcilable differences,” which is basically Hollywood code for “we tried, but it didn’t work.” And while we may never know the full story—Sia isn’t exactly the type to spill her guts on social media—this divorce is a reminder that even the most private stars can’t escape the public’s fascination with their personal lives.
So, what’s next for Sia? Will she channel this heartbreak into her next chart-topper? Will Somersault Wonder grow up to be the next big thing in music (or gymnastics)? And will Sia ever find lasting love, or is she destined to keep writing songs about it instead? Only time will tell. For now, we’ll just have to wait for the next verse in the ever-unfolding saga of Sia’s life.
In the meantime, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of naming a child Somersault Wonder. It’s a power move, and honestly, we respect it.
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